A SCI FI DRAMEDY

One hard-hearted fellow has a pearl in his brain making him insane, calcified around the memory of his first love.

STARRING: RIKIN SHAH + LAWRENCE SHAGAWAT + NYAH JULIANO

WRITER + DIRECTOR: ELIZABETH S ACEVEDO

CINEMATOGRAPHER: STEVEN NACHMANN + ANDREW LIN

PRODUCERS: ELIZABETH ACEVEDO

CO PRODUCER: ORAN LAZAR

ORIGINAL SCORE: HENRY GIEBLER

EDITING: ADRIAN KADAR

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: NOA CLAIRE + JARED KASH + AJ LEON + RALF WENZEL + JUSTIN CHI

ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS: ONE & OTHER PRODUCTIONS

Have difficult experiences left you feeling numb, jaded or incapable of love? You may just need… A PEARL EXTRACTION.

DID YOU KNOW…

“1 in 2 people have a pearl. They just don’t like to take about it.”

— DOCTOR ROGERS

HOW ARE PEARLS FORMED?

When a memory becomes too painful, it calcifies… just like a grain of sand in a mollusk. These are called HIPPOCAMPAL PEARLS.

Layer by layer, the painful memory smooths over into an emotional numbness. Untreated pearls can surface into other neurological regions, commonly the occipital chiasm.

When this occurs, the individual might see distortions in their vision, like cloudiness, discoloration or spots.

BUILD A BRAIN IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS

CREATE A cone of wire mesh.
BEND and fix nails pointING inwards.
hang oysters on the nails. THESE CAN BE BOUGHT SMOKED, IN BULK.
FILL the gaps between the oysters with a blend of bananas, tomatoes, cheese and milk.
QUISH banana peels on the exterior of the cone to filter REMAINING lighT.
blasT strobING LIGHT AT THE EXTERIOR OF THE Cone asynchronously.
To create “memories,” poke fiber optics into the cone THROUGH the flesh.
TO CREATE A CALCIFIED MEMORY, DRILL A HOLE 1/2 THROUGH A PEARL.
LODGE THE PEARL INTO THE BASE OF THE FLESH CONE.
REPEAT #7 BY FUNNELING FIBER OPTICS INTO THE HOLE OF THE PEARL TO MAKE IT pulsE.

A SCI FI DRAMEDY

One hard-hearted fellow has a pearl in his brain making him insane, calcified around the memory of his first love.

STARRING: RIKIN SHAH + LAWRENCE SHAGAWAT + NYAH JULIANO

WRITER + DIRECTOR: ELIZABETH S ACEVEDO

CINEMATOGRAPHER: STEVEN NACHMANN + ANDREW LIN

PRODUCERS: ELIZABETH ACEVEDO

CO PRODUCER: ORAN LAZAR

ORIGINAL SCORE: HENRY GIEBLER

EDITING: ADRIAN KADAR

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: NOA CLAIRE + JARED KASH + AJ LEON + RALF WENZEL + JUSTIN CHI

ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS: ONE & OTHER PRODUCTIONS

Have difficult experiences left you feeling numb, jaded or incapable of love? You may just need… A PEARL EXTRACTION.

DID YOU KNOW…

“1 in 2 people have a pearl. They just don’t like to take about it.”

— DOCTOR ROGERS

HOW ARE PEARLS FORMED?

When a memory becomes too painful, it calcifies… just like a grain of sand in a mollusk. These are called HIPPOCAMPAL PEARLS.

Layer by layer, the painful memory smooths over into an emotional numbness. Untreated pearls can surface into other neurological regions, commonly the occipital chiasm.

When this occurs, the individual might see distortions in their vision, like cloudiness, discoloration or spots.

BUILD A BRAIN IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS

CREATE A cone of wire mesh.

BEND and fix nails pointING inwards.

hang oysters on the nails. THESE CAN BE BOUGHT SMOKED, IN BULK.

FILL the gaps between the oysters with a blend of bananas, tomatoes, cheese and milk.

QUISH banana peels on the exterior of the cone to filter REMAINING lighT.

blasT strobING LIGHT AT THE EXTERIOR OF THE Cone asynchronously.

To create “memories,” poke fiber optics into the cone THROUGH the flesh.

TO CREATE A CALCIFIED MEMORY, DRILL A HOLE 1/2 THROUGH A PEARL.

LODGE THE PEARL INTO THE BASE OF THE FLESH CONE.

REPEAT #7 BY FUNNELING FIBER OPTICS INTO THE HOLE OF THE PEARL TO MAKE IT pulsE.